Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, while rushing upstairs to have sex, I tripped on the stairs and rammed my naked boner into the edge of the step. All my wife could do is laugh at me. Now it even hurts to pee or put my trousers on. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Today, I was standing by the bed, naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opened the door and walked over to me, swinging her hips, wearing practically nothing. At about four feet from me, she tripped on the edge of the floor mat, and used my junk to catch herself. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
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Top comments
jessxoxo28 5
omg, wow., lol!!!! u must have been blown away with wat u saw
Caael 0
Hope you got sympathy sex
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Comments (167)
hottiegurl 0
LOL, Oh that's sweet for her to do.
H00K_M 8
Sounds like she smelled so rank that the fumes made you dizzy and unable to keep your balance. FYL indeed!
3arl 0
what does op stand for?
tarpack1984 0
original poster
c6dragster 0
haha.... you should have pulled out a gun like stewie in Baby Not Onboard...
crazycracker37 0
Thats awesome. Any good girl would find that charming id say. lol
hazeleyes_127 0
haha.. i love this one... he was so turned on all the blood went to his brain and passed out.. pussy can do that alot to a guy..
evlbb2 2
I dont think the blood quite made it to his "brain." I believe it was needed elsewhere.
o0ginger0o 7
Was it like Scary Movie, where the guy pulls down the chick's panties and the huge pube-fro springs out? Did her pube-fro knock you down the stairs?
xxstealthxx 0
classic, hahah. It must have been a real juicy one.
HotSauce_fml 0
You dating a *****? Pants no panties is fine. But skirt? Yeah, your GF is a *****.
o0ginger0o 7
Chances are that if she was flashing him, they were somewhere private. She was being a little kinky. So what? What the hell is wrong with being a little scandalous with your man? That doesn't make her a *****; it makes her fun.
HotSauce_fml 0
Spoken like a true *****.
cruncheweezy 0
Here's the thing. No panties + Skirt + Public Places = *****. VERY much a *****. No Panties + Skirt + Romantic evening for two at a PRIVATE place = Fun time. Sounds to me like OP's girlfriend wanted to treat him to a little something. Good on her.
FarSide 23
Just makes her an Indiana farm girl.
o0ginger0o 7
I'd rather be accused of being a ***** than to be a boring, uptight prude. I still enjoy my sex life with my husband, even after 10+ years with him. You continue doing whatever you're doing. A little teasing never hurt anyone...well, except the OP.
plexico 4
Tarynkd, I usually pick on you, but you are right on with this one! I find just about every square inch of the female body magnificent to look at, except, ironically, the ******, arguably the most female part of all. Even the most beautifully groomed one as seen in ****, is at best, OK. From a man's point of view, it is best to consider it a tactile organ. No part of the woman's body feels as good to the penis or the fingers as the ****** (the mouth of a skilled performer of fellatio may be quite competitive, though.) Some guys like ***********, but I don't know of anyone who really enjoys it himself or likes what it does for his woman and what favors he can expect in the future.