Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
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Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy said "Mommy" and the mom looked down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walked out. The boy had pissed on the floor. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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XRiseToFallAgain 0
Why do FML's like these always involve kid's dumb word being more trusted than the actual explanation from the adult?
null_fml 11
Well, she's right... you can't.
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Comments (90)
plexico 4
You should said, "Leave me alone, kid, I'm going to take a dump!" That'll teach the little brat to **** with you in public.
WonderBlunder 0
I don't really believe it. So what does she think you went into the changing room (with a pair of jeans) for? Teleport?
InfamyX13 0
Lmao XD sucks 4 you though..FYL
zack767 0
pull an R.Kelly and pee on her
legit_tofit 0
Kids say the darnest things.
Drummerboy1234 0
with the pee pee, and the potty and the no no's and the, ahh you know what I mean.
abbymybowl 0
I dont understand why people are making all the sexual refrences here. If a mother went shopping with a daughter of that age, it would be unsafe to leave here outside the dressing room where she could wonder off, or worse. And i think its perfectly understandable for a three year old to not be able to grasp the concept of a dressing room quite yet.
MsQTpie 0
I do not believe that a store would ban you for something a 3 year old said.
doctorseuss 0
this was on MLIA minus the being kicked out part...
sublime93 0
And so when they went into the fitting room, and didn't see any piss, they still kicked you out? Bullshit
Cristaderzi 0
OMG seriously???!!! Id think Id aske for the manger and keep going to that chain of command for having to deal with such Umm whats a word that defines worse that stupid?LOL Yep and if that dont work sue em
Hydra_fml 0
Sue the store? Are you the one who made the "caution - contents may be hot" lids mandatory for all coffee cups?