Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy said "Mommy" and the mom looked down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walked out. The boy had pissed on the floor. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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XRiseToFallAgain 0
Why do FML's like these always involve kid's dumb word being more trusted than the actual explanation from the adult?
null_fml 11
Well, she's right... you can't.
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failur_hatur 0
I call bullshit on that no way they would kick you out because a 3 year old thought you were peeing dip shit at least make a lie believable if they came in and saw no piss on the floor i think they would tell the R-tarded kid what changing is
Cristaderzi 0
Oh really now???!!! Ive seen trans women harrased and violently harrased in stores frequently and trailed by clueless security guards. So yah anything is sadly possible. She may be a woman of color so the child thing may have been an excuse to get her out. Lawsuits are the ONLY way folks learn to be decent and fair!!! So I say if the chain of command complaining fails:SUE,sue,sue!!!!
leksileks 0
I could see why she thought that but I agree I wouldve explained to them what happened. And I also wouldve told her that you were changing ur pants. And why did she think you went in there? I knew what changing rooms were when I three
EpicFishFingers 0
I reckon someone in said store didn't like you...
mommmma 0
ahahaha i have a 2 year old so i feel for ya! still funny though lol
missanthrax 0
i love ur kid
Jason_fml 0
Fake. No explanation needed, really. Anyone who believes a person would banned from a store because of the comment of a misunderstanding toddler is an idiot.
neon_shoes 0
you sure you can hold it a little bit longer? well I don't know about you, but I'm just going to go while we're in here.
uhmmm 0
why was the kid in the changing room with you in the first place? she could have sat outside in one of the chairs.
fantasyworld 39
She could wander off or get kidnapped.
HiFuMi_fml 0
Dude, you can't leave a 3 year old outside a dressing room! They'll run off or get snatched up!