Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
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Top comments
Serisent 26
Well, you know what Yoda says: Do or do not, there is no try. Clearly, you did not.
Darkcamzy 10
Doesn't Yoda just have the sexiest voice you have ever heard?
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Comments (112)
NikkiAmber09 12
I love Star Wars as much as the next person but its not something I'd use in the bedroom. FYL indeed.
NurseJonathan 9
What? How do you not get aroused by Twi'iks?!
xXDemonWolfXx 13
Its twi'leks you damned fake.
jackiemora 18
That's hilarious! I would have just jokingly told him to shut up and have him keep going.
MrConcise 35
Boyfriends aren't supposed to make their ladies feel like they're having sex with wrinkly green midgets?
lolzisaid 4
love your boy,for that awesome comment :)
corleon198425 22
Who can understand these kids today
NurseJonathan 9
Could you understand them yesterday? Or tomorrow?
Adhdkid107 9
Why do guys have to ruin our orgasms all the time... It bothers me
jackiemora 18
Just like us girls being teases and screwing with guys' feelings. :) it's even.
HiIAmKevin 8
Of course a 16 year old would say this.
billyz77 24
Most guys who aren't in a long-term relationship don't care. They don't even try unless they're with someone they want to be with again. But you're only 16 and haven't learned that yet. And you're not blonde - you're a light brunette.
Adhdkid107 9
Nooo I'm a virgin xD I just see this on FML ALL the time
klovemachine 24
That's hot :)
timelessone 16
Lacking experience this virgin is.
leon8778 7
Why do girls have to duck face in the mirror all the time. It bothers me.
xXNerrrdXx 16
my bf is type of a guy that would totally do that...ty for teaching me never to tell him when im about to....
Llamacod 11
... Do the dishes? ... Go potty? ... Do the chicken dance? ... Sing the song "friday"? I give up, when you are about to what?
zombieladi 14
some women may be into that kind of stuff....ya never know
zombieladi 14
next time he's gonna have an ******, punch him in the stomach....no more ****** for him....
dawnimus 21
Bollocks. If you're comfortable with your partner there's nothing wrong with communicating that fact. All couples are different, but some men enjoy knowing that their partner is on the edge; for others it allows simultaneous release. I wouldn't offer advice to all women out there based on what you like. Some men like it. Some don't. Communicate your preference and if you have a good relationship you can work out a solution that suits both of you.