grimdio

Today, I replaced my dating apps with food apps cause at least someone will show up after I use the food apps. FML

Not feeling it

Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML