Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally two seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at 26, I bought my first vibrator. I've never really masturbated before, because I've always been with a guy. I used it for the first time, and orgasmed in under 3 minutes. I guess this whole time the guys I've been with hadn’t in fact made me cum as much as I thought. FML
Today, I bought my first ever vibrator after months of wanting one. Apparently, I bought a cheap product, because it broke and started going off by itself later. It shook my whole dresser while my best friend and I were in the room. I couldn't get it to shut off. FML
Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much into it, loving the alone time and myself, and was on the edge of climax when my vibrator died. This brought me to tears, because all I wanted to do was be alone and masturbate. FML
Today, it started off as a good day, until my guy friend called me in the middle of me turning my vibrator on. He was crying so I couldn’t finish. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, after I decided to explore my bisexual side since none of the four men I’ve been in relationships with ever got me to orgasm, I’ve now slept with three women this year. None of them got me to orgasm either. I guess I should just buy a vibrator or something. I’ll probably marry it. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I started an electrical fire trying to charge my vibrators. FML
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Top comments
FBIWarning 0
jeeze how long were you at it for the battery to die?
Nev09 0
next time: 1) set up webcam 2) post up movie 3) ???? 4) profit!
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Tmccray 0
Unlucky
00754chan 0
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA XD rofls. & LOL @ #34
eliz3 0
Everyone saying "of course she knows the vibrator isn't a person bla bla bla". Well yes i'm fully aware she does, it was a joke you fools because she had worded it so oddly. The FML clearly states she hadn't been able to achieve an ****** with A GUY before, which I took to assume she could probably do it herself. Hence the sarcastic comment. Stop taking everything so seriously! (I'm talking about my last comment #21)
Lizzy86 0
that sucks. i've had that happen to me before. walked around for the rest of the day feeling SUPER horney. #60, thanks for the tip! and some men on here are such douches.
bourgeoisblues8 0
that's hot
sixtrey 0
FYL for not finding a guy that can bring you to ******, seriously who do you date? guys with nicknames as "3 second tom"?
Diligent17 4
Geez it took the battery to die just for you to get close to climaxing? I feel bad for u.
Novabear 0
It died during the first use? Either that thing sucks more juice than a car or your "new" vibrator is actually a hand me down.
aznbillybob4sho 0
wow this is a lame fml. its called going to the store and getting bat.
rsonnack 2
ah well. you'll get another chance