Today, my dad suggested I go back to my abusive, psychotic ex, who happens to be the father of my only child. He suggested this only so I can get pregnant again, and get more money back on my taxes. His "bright side" to this? At least my kids will have the same father. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend, whom I'd been in love with since I was 19, wants to be back with his baby momma. His dad, after finding out that he has cancer, offered to marry me and adopt my kids to collect his SSI checks in case he dies. FML
Today, my parents have deliberately ruined my last 2 relationships, because they want me to get back together with my ex simply because he is my son's dad. Apparently, my son needs his father more than I need a man who won't beat me every time he gets drunk. FML
Today, my psychotic ex-boyfriend hit a brand new low. I was served court papers, saying that he’s suing me by demanding I give him a paternity test for my daughter. He’s also telling everyone he’s her real father. He and I were broken up for more than a year before I even got pregnant. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my mother continues to go see my ex's son and encourage her to get more child support from me. They both say that because I signed the birth certificate, that makes that baby mine. I don't think he is, and I'm currently with someone else, with my first real son on the way. FML
Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML
Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, my ex thinks he's such a good parent that he is arguing about making up parenting time. Yet our court agreement says he's to be responsible for doctor's appointments, carry health insurance for our child, and life insurance. Plus pay child support. None of which he has followed through on. FML
Today, my parents are furious and are refusing to let me see my kids. Why? They're raising my kids after I lost them to foster care and I stopped fighting for custody, and just announced my pregnancy with my new boyfriend. FML
Today, I called my ex to ask if he could help with bills and buying some nice things for my son. He said, "Look, I'm not going to keep doing husband and father shit for a woman who won't marry me and a kid who isn't mine. Go call his dad." His dad is a deadbeat. He knows this. FML
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Top comments
Ellimac21 14
Both your ex and your dad suck... Honestly the first job of a dad is to make sure his children are safe and alright. Not the amount of taxes they pay...
Susan Yee 9
Since Trump, “more kids more return” is not true anymore. They phased it out.
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Comments (8)
Ellimac21 14
Both your ex and your dad suck... Honestly the first job of a dad is to make sure his children are safe and alright. Not the amount of taxes they pay...
ajh1800 25
You're an adult. It's your life and you can say "no".
Lila Mathews 10
You don't seem to understand the point of this site 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Darebearius 7
She said "suggested" not "forcing"
Susan Yee 9
Since Trump, “more kids more return” is not true anymore. They phased it out.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your dad is a moron. Even as a suggestion, that was stupid.
Ksweety_fml 27
Your dad's a jerk for that
TrashlifeKaylala 12
Dads are the absolute WORST when it comes to their daughters’ boyfriends. The only guy my father liked turned out to be a total piece of crap. He always has something to say about the guy im dating now and all hes done is treat me like a queen
Rosemarie Townsend 13
Omg! Don’t ever do that! Stay far away from that jerk!!