Today, as I was getting my mail, I noticed I'd received a free coupon from a baby supply store, saying, "Congratulations on your pregnancy!" Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I live with. All she had to say was, "Surprise!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
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JackFrost 0
#1....He found out that his girlfriend is pregnant from a coupon in the mail. OP....That's a sucky way of finding out, sure, but is your life really ******? If you didn't want a baby, maybe you should have been using protection. I think this is kind of a YDI.
greatnt249 0
#4, the fact that his girlfriend didn't bother to tell the OP that she was pregnant, thus letting him find out via junk mail is the FML.
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Comments (117)
JeanNe91 0
its not an FML moment, asshole. man up and take care of your new baby!
midnyte 0
Why is this an FML? Are you sterile?
alex_vik 1
Two words. FALCOOOOON PUNCH!
Djosef_fml 0
FALCOOOON COUPONCH FTW!
chingchong_fml 0
hmmm. i somehow dont think the OP is that upset. he did make his nickname "daddy-to-be" which means he cant be all that pissed. if he were, itd probably be something like "daddy-to-be-at-wrong-time" or something. and to me, the FML is how he found out, not what he found out.
Ender_ 0
#33 - Before people start to flame you about you being an insensitive jerk-off I just want to say that I appreciate your type of comedy. haha. And before people start flaming me, I am a father and I don't regret ever fathering him. I just know how to have a little bit of humor in my life too.
alex_vik 1
#35 - Thank you for not being like some of the people and going "OMG UR SUCH A JERK!11!!!1!".
Ender_ 0
#36 - Like I said. I can appreciate humor unlike some of the other people on this site. I think it was the quote that brought me over to your side though. Anybody that quotes Captain Falcon is a friend of mine. haha. FALCON KICK!!!
kellster 2
Oh my, what a way to find out! Maybe she hadn't known for very long and was still trying to plan on how to tell you? Either way, I hope you're recovering from the shock and finding some joy in this news? Congratulations!
Ethan205 0
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! best of luck.
Emwo 0
Well that's random of her to do to show you... Congratulations of now knowing you have a kid, dad.