Today, as I was getting my mail, I noticed I'd received a free coupon from a baby supply store, saying, "Congratulations on your pregnancy!" Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I live with. All she had to say was, "Surprise!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
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Top comments
JackFrost 0
#1....He found out that his girlfriend is pregnant from a coupon in the mail. OP....That's a sucky way of finding out, sure, but is your life really ******? If you didn't want a baby, maybe you should have been using protection. I think this is kind of a YDI.
greatnt249 0
#4, the fact that his girlfriend didn't bother to tell the OP that she was pregnant, thus letting him find out via junk mail is the FML.
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Comments (117)
summy15423 12
what does OP mean? and congrats!! hope the kid is yours!!
bunbun1116 2
hows that a bad thing?
NeonBubblez 6
Ohhh. Well .....CONGRATS..?! It really shouldn't be a problem if your the correct age to become a father....but otherwise..fyl.
radiocaf 29
When did she plan on telling you? That's wrong.
alival 12
Ok so the way u found out sucks but it's ur baby Lemme tell u this if ur considering abortion it's not the baby's fault that u didn't use protection ud be killing a human it's not the baby's fault at all so y shuld it die for your mistake It's not bad ur having a baby! If ur living together u obviously r serious enough with ur gf
bayweebear 14
Hopefully you guys stayed together. It's so sad how stupid guys are these days.
Wedees 15
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bitch87 6
Ouuu I'd be pissed have fun bud
giggitygoo12 7
Good job op!
writergirl23 19
I don't think this is much of an fml, as his user name is Daddy-to-be, which implies that he is staying. If so, congrats on the bub and thanks for staying.