Today, as I was getting my mail, I noticed I'd received a free coupon from a baby supply store, saying, "Congratulations on your pregnancy!" Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I live with. All she had to say was, "Surprise!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
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JackFrost 0
#1....He found out that his girlfriend is pregnant from a coupon in the mail. OP....That's a sucky way of finding out, sure, but is your life really ******? If you didn't want a baby, maybe you should have been using protection. I think this is kind of a YDI.
greatnt249 0
#4, the fact that his girlfriend didn't bother to tell the OP that she was pregnant, thus letting him find out via junk mail is the FML.
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aupilot 0
Congrats!
lolol182 4
is it yours?
PsychoX 0
Is it a boy or a girl?
theoldGP 0
lol i guess you didnt want to have a baby with her... but you're living with her. is it that she didnt tell you upfront or that she's pregnant that is the FML? i can't tell. please do share OP. everyone has been using "YDI" like #4 did. what does it mean? haha i'm not a total noob. but someone please tell me what it means.
ekdfml 20
you deserve it
Ender_ 0
#24 - YDI means you deserve it. And, OP, she should have told you she was pregnant before she signed up for the junk mail stuff. That's messed up.
formosababie 0
hahahhahah wow your gf is pretty creative... next step: quick wedding ceremony, and hope no one does the math to figure out the time of conception
NorfolkDude 2
Having a baby is a very scary moment in life, especially since most people aren't ready. But honestly, some women tend to "make believe" in that they get baby clothes and wedding items ready. So I would take it with some salt because it sounds like she's playing you a fool. If it was a doctor's letter, then I'd agree.
nat66623 0
Oh that's nice. Be sure to tell your newborn baby all about this "FML" moment.
green_199 0
Have 'em send a Hallmark card in the mail that says "Get an abortion"!
allstarplayer324 0
damn.....