Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
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Comet_Candy 23
That must have been one sexy box!
studave 8
I hope you didn't get a paper cut
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Comments (143)
Omniprism 15
It means you are craving and desire empty meaningless sex. Go find you some.
aniluapss 9
Dafuq?
iKristien 5
Oh man I really laughed way too hard at this.
iKristien 5
Oh my god I laughed even harder when I saw you are from the same country as me.
chasing_silence 10
why is it so hard to fantasize about something normal..
bobthemarley 6
Dreams arent often literal, sex with a box could mean something like u get pleasure from recieving gifts, or ur passionate about ur new job at a retail store, selling boxes of stuff, u get the picture, dreams are usually just about whats already on ur mind, ur subconscious just uses things as metaphors to communicate
ImAp0tat0 9
who's the box?
tannara 12
I recommend a therapist
jayyvonblood 18
I recommend not doing the duck face in your profile picture.
thatghostdude 9
Aww....someone's a man now
gaseousflaw 1
So you hid your Solid Snake in the cardboard box?
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
Dreams are a lot of times sexual. Doesn't matter what the object is, whether human or inanimate objects- both will happen. I've had one where I climbed this rope of bed sheets in the world of Halo