Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
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Comet_Candy 23
That must have been one sexy box!
studave 8
I hope you didn't get a paper cut
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Comments (143)
emeraldisle 30
Did you at least gets its number before you woke up?
LeFrogDog 27
the box had a tracking number
LowExpectations 30
Do you shop online a lot? I always get excited when my packages are on my door step. But then again I never gotten aroused by it.
kewpiesuicide 29
LOL when you put it like that, I'm surprised that I don't have sex dreams about my packages!
kaoszombie 6
It was probably a nicely shaved box. Hopefully it didn't give you a paper-****.
Fuji76 15
Step one, cut a hole in that box....So I guess it was literally "a dick in a box?" Sorry I couldn't help myself.
chosha_fml 27
What was the rest of her made of?
tehdarkness 21
Don't be ashamed of your sexuality.
RedPillSucks 33
Boxsexual?
Kiki242 19
How does
Kiki242 19
Messed up. How does one have sex with a cardboard box?
vipirius 18
With lube. Lots and lots of lube.
150493x 29
Way to think outside the box
LowExpectations 30
I think the dream was more about the inside of the box ;).
chosha_fml 27
Outside of the box. Inside of the box. Around the box...
sisco2901 20
Don't judge the box by its cardboard...
crackpotL 33
box is box.