Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
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Comet_Candy 23
That must have been one sexy box!
studave 8
I hope you didn't get a paper cut
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Comments (143)
TeacherTeem 21
Don't worry OP. Your penis will grow and will sex won't feel like you are in an empty box. Just give it time.
pnutbutternjelly 15
Not sure if this is much of a consolation but I've been waking up before the good part of my sexy dreams, so at least you got to fully enjoy yours :)
bkolek 13
How would that even be possible?
BenjiX_fml 13
Boxxy
tranced_ 45
it's just the beginning.. phase two would be tyre tubes and then what not
KingreX32 21
da ****???!!!?
Siererrr 13
hey there could be a positive here! you gotta stop thinking so 'inside the box' :p
Siererrr 13
Hey, let's try and see the positives here! You gotta stop thinking so 'inside the box' man.
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Doesn't matter had sex
willymartinds 9
Were there naked girls on the box?