Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
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Top comments
Comet_Candy 23
That must have been one sexy box!
studave 8
I hope you didn't get a paper cut
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Comments (143)
keepcalmandbacon 16
Why is this getting downvoted? There was a previous FML about someone who had a wet dream about Velveeta cheese. ._.
aboelmagd 18
I am really curious about your gender.
tarbaby6193 6
How do u even go about doing that?
Silentcrafter11 13
I am not sure what to say here...
coryking06 4
what kind of problems could you be having in your life to be thinking about having sex with the box
Jaevwyn 17
Well at least u got the box part right just change the cardboard bit
AlWAYSN4EVR 13
Cardboard boxes turn me on too
Silmarillion25 0
Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAKE!
kozinc 5
My first one was with a city. Top that.
littlelovee 7
Have to start somewhere