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davka This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

No excuses!

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

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Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.

ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?

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Comments (323)

DUDE! Ur life sucks

They only fired you because they didn't want to have an employee who got shot.

shadow33456 1

qq more noob

Dude you know it was only a flesh wound. There was no need for you to stay home

fight that!!!good luck and feel better

BustaCapInYoAss 5

Sorry dude, i had to.

madeingeorgia 0

What were you doing to get shot in the first place?

your hot ;)

jazzygirrrl 0

YDI for being shot(:

cheer4ever96 8

that sucks! hope you get better ad a job soon.