davka
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
No excuses!
Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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khaya 9
Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.
cathylee22 4
ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?
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pegasus187 9
another FML firing that can result in a lawsuit
VMF 0
shouldn't have gotten shot
Ukeee_X 19
I think... Yes, I smell a potential law-suit!
bbrain 0
wrongful termination. sue him right now and and get your compensation.
Sephina 3
I completely agree. The only thing is, if he was still in the probation period then they can fire him for anything...
DanDanGoesRawr 0
damn you must live in a ghetto ass place
CasualZombie 6
I think you should show up at work the next day anyway but bring a gun. threaten your ex boss with it, get him scared shitless, then shoot him in the femur. as he sits in a puddle of his blood whimpering like a Japanese school girl, smile menacingly and ask, "Oh sir, Will you be coming in to work tomorrow?" then dive through a window. leave him to suffer, not only physically, but mentally. I dont think the phrase,"What the **** just happened?" would ever leave his brain again.
Trevor260 3
Same Thing happened to me.
arnthegreat 0
lemme guess; Beebee gun?
Mokegowa 0
Lawsuit.
wtferror 0
yaj baigaad buuduulsiin?