davka
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
No excuses!
Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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khaya 9
Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.
cathylee22 4
ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?
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jimbob13 0
why did you get shot? I mean cmon, that's sooo five mins ago xxx
forza_italia88 2
you can sue for unfair dismissal..
cherryrune09 0
I swear companies r firing ppl for no God damn reasons now a days...
viperstrike 5
sue for wrongfully being fired
derekahlers 4
I would make a case and sue your company for that. but sucks you lost your job
pandasingermany 0
uggggggh yah it is, sue them or ur lying
cantstandit808 2
ho collect unemployment, that will piss them off. You are entitled to collect.
ashleyhaynes 0
Sue!!
aquariusangel420 0
WHOEVER SAID THIS WAS A YDI UR A ******* ASSHOLE AND I HOPE THIS HAPPENS TO U
Tahu424 0
@ #15- Really? I'm pretty sure every other song of his that I've heard is him complaining. Now, Teddy Roosevelt, that's a different story.