Today, I have an incredibly high sex drive. My boyfriend doesn't. He made me throw away my, rarely used, sex toys because he's jealous of them. I wouldn't need them if we had sex more. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
mcsmee 8
If you're throwing away things rarely used, maybe you should've thrown him away.
millsjoshua949 12
He didn't make you. You have free will and you chose to. Do yourself a favor and get more. Tell the boyfriend its not up to him.
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Comments (23)
millsjoshua949 12
He didn't make you. You have free will and you chose to. Do yourself a favor and get more. Tell the boyfriend its not up to him.
mcsmee 8
If you're throwing away things rarely used, maybe you should've thrown him away.
Fran Rolli 8
I would have not thrown them away
JackFaire 27
Sexual compatibility is important in a relationship.
tounces7 28
He's understandably jealous. I mean, he wouldn't want something around the house that can please you better sexually AND has a better personality than him. I mean, what use would he be at that point?
Hangryko 32
Nice. 👊
Susan Yee 9
Poor you. I’m the same as you and my husband is the same as your bf, but he doesn’t mind me using my toy.
Hangryko 32
Replace your toys and your insecure controlling boyfriend.
Hannah Eder 16
Yeah there needs to be compromise, all of this sounds like its just what makes HIM happy and definitely not cool.
Nic1330 5
just grab a hair brush 😂 or hell if you can't do that use your fingers
Melanie Wynter 6
I feel your pain!