davka
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
No excuses!
Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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khaya 9
Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.
cathylee22 4
ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?
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randomreader2315 4
You have reasonable grounds to sue for breach of your employment contract. Do you have a valid doctor's note? you will most likely need it as evidence towards wrongful termination. Consult with a lawyer, if you win the case (which you should) your employer will have to foot the bill as part of the remedies awarded to you in court.
AGGoddess 2
I agree with this person. If you have a doctor's note, a report from a hospital stay, or a police report about this, they won't be able to get away with this kind of shit if you taken them to court.
joeyfingas187 0
lmao that sux
baconboy_42 8
Wimp. I get electric shocks at work every day and that doesn't keep me from showing up.
Quasar55_fml 18
So you think getting electric shocks and being shot are comparable situations ?
Barney_Rubble_75 0
I don't think you're doing your job correctly.
DDang 2
You better darn sue. You were wrongfully terminated and you could get compensated at least a year's worth of pay.
joeuscus 0
did you shoot yourself, did someone shoot you, or was it a accident? if it was #'s 1 and 3 i would have fired you too.
ScuseMePrincess 2
Shoot your boss while yelling "BREAK YO'SELF!" and see how he likes it.
grdianknight 0
how many days have you been home already, where were you shot and what's your job. if you plan on staying home for the entire recovery period then don't expect them to hold your job unless you filed a leave of absence
Danieleb56 0
I hope you're making this up
jenaandtyler4eva 0
lol then that wasn't a good job in the first place and why don't you sue him for wrongful termination and then get a shit load of money and find a better job that your happy with and that will understand about you being out once or twice in awhile
golfingfeen12 0
yo you got a cap in your ass!