davka
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
No excuses!
Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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khaya 9
Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.
cathylee22 4
ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?
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tjsomethin 9
Do you happen to work for the West Side Gang?
NCR 0
Let's go to a bar and you can have a "round on me"
youdabomb 0
wow, where is this?
ifbrockd 0
maybe you should stay out of the way of bullets…..??
Barney_Rubble_75 0
Tell the full story! you work at a Kevlar demonstration showroom! Getting shot has got to be a no-no. how is your boss supposed to tell the Armed Forces client why their rep couldn't make it today?! You forced his hand. FHL.
mdtiger 13
OH NO! FIGHT THEM! tHat's plain messed up
anyKRulez 0
whoever fires someone for being absent from work from a bullet wound is stupid. if they were shot, they would have stayed home I bet.
young9491 0
lmfbao
cnobles 0
Wrongful termination.....take them to court
rockon10 3
maybe he thought you said getting A shot?