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davka This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

No excuses!

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

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Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.

ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?

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depends on where u got shot

so you were fired at and then fired! lol

wrongfully fired law sue OP do it because that Is total bull shit. or shoot him In the junk and say now you don't go on leave or you'll be fired

Some people will do anything to get out of work.

Inspired22 11

Definitely not legal. Like everyone has already said, lawsuit. Unless you are okay with being shot and losing your job. Perhaps you could lose your job with paid damages. Sounds like you would deserve a little cushion in this situation if your boss is that much of an asshole. Think of it...time off, with extra money, time to get a job with a boss who actually cares about you...

bebe guns don't count.

exactly. get to a hospital dumbass?

ericams513 0

walk it off, if ur man enough to b around a firing gun ur man enough to get the f*** over it... :p jk FYL

In sorry to hear tht . Everything will get better and u will find a better job (:

HunterAlpha1 8

you can sue for wrongful termination depending on the circumstances. of course, if you were in a gunfight with your boss, i guess not. XD