davka
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
No excuses!
Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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khaya 9
Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.
cathylee22 4
ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?
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Comments (323)
lilmisslovely13 15
yeah, and all u did was give them a "reason" ;)
Capt_Oblivious 10
Quit being a pansy. Pull up your big boy pants and walk it off.
lilmisslovely13 15
so what exactly is a valid reason to stay home?
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
ya seriously
heyred 11
Either your HR department wasn't consulted, you didn't call in or provide proof of treatment or you have lied before. no one "just" gets fired for a serious medical issue.
aardvarkish 17
Well, in my job, you about have to get hit by an IED before we send you home.
Tankd4life 0
ah the life of a gangster, stop holding up those 7-11s
J_rockk10 3
Dayum. I wonder where you live lol
sonofkarma 5
Shots fired
life2007 0
technically they are not allowed to do that. I suggest go to a doctor get proof and then sue them.
tonydizzle 0
are you tupac??