davka
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
No excuses!
Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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khaya 9
Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.
cathylee22 4
ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?
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Comments (323)
camking619 0
thats just a flesh wound... grow a pair
SwaggerMelon 6
I see what you did there with fired and shot OP... nice one
chessyragoo 0
at least u ain't dead haha
lolwtfdidiread 0
-_-
emsiti 6
if he was shot with a bullet fhl if a bb gun he diserves it they hurt and break skin can kill but rarely man up chump
drdna 0
thug life
siilvr 0
LMFAOOO
tada1234 0
well do you know who shot you? it could be your boss...
1970chevelless 0
lawsuit? id already be looking into it
Tempo9093 0
wow thats fuckt up
tcrunit 0
sue their asses for all they have