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davka This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

No excuses!

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.

ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?

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camking619 0

thats just a flesh wound... grow a pair

SwaggerMelon 6

I see what you did there with fired and shot OP... nice one

at least u ain't dead haha

if he was shot with a bullet fhl if a bb gun he diserves it they hurt and break skin can kill but rarely man up chump

thug life

well do you know who shot you? it could be your boss...

lawsuit? id already be looking into it

wow thats fuckt up

sue their asses for all they have