davka
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
No excuses!
Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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khaya 9
Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.
cathylee22 4
ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?
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collegeadministr 0
Ooo you must work in the fast food industry. at least, I hope.
valri3 0
^ You need to calm down sir/ma'am.
Miranday 0
Your damn right it's not a valid reason.
jvelshh 0
what are u doin on fml if u got shot? some peoples stories are so fake its dumb, but entertaining. like there was one abt a 43 year old, what 43 year old gets on fml to say FML. i mean it was probably like a 16 year old with no life.
TrueStory22 0
"It's just a flesh wound!"
SesameStPimp 0
Sue the boss. No need for someone in the job as heartless as him. Recover soon, OP.
CharismaticCutie 0
how did you get shot anyway???
myownenemy 0
well, where were you shot and what is your job? you might deserve it, but you might not. I'll vote both.
ChantelRenaeee 0
ouch sorry op
_yarrrr 0
who do you think you are? 50 cent?