davka
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
No excuses!
Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
Top comments
khaya 9
Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.
cathylee22 4
ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?
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Comments (323)
HeJustKnowsBest 3
You should have known the risks when you applied for that bodyguard position. Also if you stayed home after the ordeal then you endangered your handler's life!
JacobysGirl 0
Life is a bullet.
HeJustKnowsBest 3
Embrace it!
Person1233 13
Shove it up your ass?
anboyer901 0
You work at walmart dont you? lol
ceddyz17 10
comin straight out of compton
JennaMarie420 2
couldn't you get a doctors note or something? this is ridiculous
HoMachine 1
sue ur company?
Quasar55_fml 18
You can be fired after only one absence at work ? Damn that's rough
stewpididiot 11
... never bring a knife to a gunfight. here endeth the lesson.
oblio 0
Time to go on disability for the rest of your life! You don't need that job anymore!
deathtrap 0
seriously? did u get shot or did you get A shot?