Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds like she just clocked you in the face.
Megan98 18
I would've said "You're right, I can do so much better".... Then laugh when she has a bitch fit.
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Comments (49)
SuperDanielNL 23
Damn that's cold, I mean you can atleast let someone down nicely.
AzKoldAzICE 3
You should have responded "you're right I do need to pick up better girls."
wvcheesehead1 9
Should have said that you thought she was in your price range.
erichsalvesen 13
There is no such thing. No one with outside of anyone else's make believe league. Anyone can date/**** anyone. Just have confidence and know what you're talking about.
megmichelle45 3
sorry OP. Most girls aren't like that at all.
annalily5 28
I remembered when someone tried that method while I was walking my dog. He was pretty cute. Too bad I was so tired and out of it I said it was "40:11" instead of 4:11, and when he asked my name I said I forgot. Not the most glorious day in my life. And sorry that girl was such an ass about it. I don't know why some people are incapable of turning people down politely.
xs4u 13
what an arrogant ****
gman90210 18
Tell her I did by lowering my standards to ask you.
jjavier2453 4
oooh do you need a napkin with that? cause you just got served!!!
thagar 2
Your response should have been, "okay, but that still doesn't change the fact that I don't know the time."