Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML
Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
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Top comments
BlueBaronBitch 22
I feel bad but at the same time I feel bad for the girl for trying so hard
haileyrows 26
At least you know she likes you enough to want to talk to you!
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Comments (59)
BlueBaronBitch 22
I feel bad but at the same time I feel bad for the girl for trying so hard
EpicLeeGames 12
Same
BlueBaronBitch 22
Live and learn I guess
EpicLeeGames 12
Damn happens to me often. Guess I should be used to it by now and should be good at talking but I'm so awkward around girls lol.
haileyrows 26
At least you know she likes you enough to want to talk to you!
BlueBaronBitch 22
She probably thinks the OP isn't interested anymore though since they weren't reciprocating
wildbynature 13
Yes but now all OP needs to do is go talk to her at lunch or something. Messing up once is not gonna be his death sentence
TheRussianNavy 11
He can just explain it to her, if she really is interested she'll understand and they'll "start over".
barfingcat21 18
It's OK, happens to everyone.
kindasortayeah 25
At least she tried to talk to you! Take is as a compliment. Also, next time try initiating the conversation with her. If she talks then she's still interested, so there's nothing to worry about!
ldhull 16
I can be the same way at times. Try not to be so hard on yourself.
Ramb0 20
I'm guessing you'rd not very fun...
alex_gen 39
Well, on the bright side, you'll have plenty more chances to talk to her. Best of luck!
GabbyPLluch88 13
good for the girl, good for you, now that you know she is open to talk, you can approach her next tome. it happens to everyone. :-)
kowsee 22
Awww giant hugs!