zarko
Zagreb, Croatia
The first step to solving a problem is admitting you have one!
Today, I created myself a Dropbox folder named "Traffic fines". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Criminal
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
wils
United States
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
car
Australia
Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Blake
Mexico, Mexico
Fake plates
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Anonymous
The most British FML
Today, a traffic plod with nothing better to do gave me a ticket for my back bumper being a few inches over the start of some double yellow lines. He took photos, with a ruler and everything. FML
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
jam
Australia
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
journeytotheend
Surrey, Canada
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Sam
Australia
Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML
Top comments
jcash52426 5
If your creating a fold for your traffic fines maybe you should take driving lessons or start taking the bus and train.
ScratchCatPower 32
If your driving is that much of a problem, just take the bus.
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hantu69 22
better remember to pay it later
jcash52426 5
If your creating a fold for your traffic fines maybe you should take driving lessons or start taking the bus and train.
almost_there44 26
You're *.
CrazyJolteon 0
Dude, don't be an ass
ScratchCatPower 32
If your driving is that much of a problem, just take the bus.
hpandher 16
Driving is a serious business. When you drive, not only yours but the life of your fellow passengers, as well as others on the road is at stake. Do learn driving well from a professional, unless you got all these tickets due to lame luck. In the latter case nevermind.
Talis99 26
Learn to drive.
Cali 57
Right? Especially if he's posing a danger to others...
Basictrolls 1
Who gave this man da license
praahe 10
Don't worry, the fines will stop coming when you die in a traffic accident. I just hope you don't kill anyone else with your bad driving.
praahe 10
Don't worry, the fines will stop coming when you die in a traffic accident. I just hope you don't kill anyone else with your bad driving.