Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 3-year-old son decided to pull down his pants and pee outside as our local city's parade had just started marching down the street. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, I took my son to a doctor’s appointment. As we were walking to the office, we saw a homeless man, stark naked, bathing in the decorative fountain. I hurried us inside but unfortunately my son got full view of well everything. FML
Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML
Today, I went out on the porch to smoke a cigarette and then my two year-old son locked me out. I didn't have my cellphone so while I was waiting for my husband to get home, he pooped, smeared his poop all over the floor and glass door, then tried to "mop it." It was literally a shit show. FML
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cdatribe23 0
hahaha sounds like my sister... she's 14.
giantsfan2010 23
I really hope you punished him for that.
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Comments (161)
DRock525 0
thank you for this it made my day.
QWERTYCommander 5
Well, poop does eventually go there.
Dez31396 0
YOUR KID IS BEAST!
funzcpl 0
your son had time to find manhole,pull his pants down AND poop? too long to have your son out of your sight don't you think? watch Nancy Grace.Bet the next time your out with him you won't let him out of your sight at all.
Mr_holiday 0
5yr old = bad kid.. 25yr old = hilarious
KChill420 0
Correct me if I'm wrong but man holes are usually near the road what kinda parent are you letting ur child wander around roads and ******** in open manholes and whyw was the manhole open
shutyerpiehole 0
Hilarious. At least he didn't fall into the manhole.
TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0
should pushed him in...
bluelily_ 0
lmao..this totally made my day!
Anonymous123100 7
I know I think it's great too! I love when parents tell stories that are like this one when they're kids are older. totally random, but I feel bad for whoever was down there if there was someone down there