Today, my 3-year-old son decided to pull down his pants and pee outside as our local city's parade had just started marching down the street. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who doesn’t have any kids. We went to the park, where my three year-old son decided to drop his drawers and shit next to a tree. FML
Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
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KingSquisher 13
"THIS is what I think of your parade!"
lusanna 19
When you gotta go, you gotta go
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Comments (31)
YoloWhiteRSA 20
Boys be boys. We like to pee in strange places.
epicgamer 18
Is you like to pee everywhere you have some problems.....
KingSquisher 13
"THIS is what I think of your parade!"
TheNewGuy03 29
The literal definition of raining on someone's parade
Miss_Whipped 43
That comment goes way too well with that picture #2.
KingSquisher 13
Well thank you kind human. This picture was taken a few years ago, but I don't leave the house much because most people think I'm a freak.
Popeye2341 13
This is why parents need to discipline your children. If i had pulled this crap when i was a kid, my parents would reward me, by letting me pick what to get hit with. I always chose the broom.
Mightytall 35
Obviously you're not a parent. Just wait and see what your children will do ... They aren't little robots that do everything you say.
Popeye2341 13
Im not but my parents raised me right. They disciplined me when i was bad and rewarded me when i was good. You dont just give in and spoil your children, thats why this new generation of kids is so f'ed up. For example, look at that Jacob Sartorious kid.
Aethereal 14
Because you're supposed to assault first and explain later. (Sarcasm.) A *3*-year-old will usually do things like that because they don't know any better, not because they are deliberately misbehaving.
_EnderDoge 22
#8: That's abuse, really, and is linked to several menta disorders.
ScratchCatPower 32
Children are not robots, they're not going to listen automatically to everything a parent says. They are human beings too. Littler ones don't know any better, especially for a 3 year old.
InfiniteSunshine 32
First of all, this child is 3, they're pretty rambunctious at that age because they're just discovering themselves and all this stuff they can do, and don't know proper etiquette or self control, especially since the part of their brains that controls these things are nowhere near developed yet. Jacob Sartoriois, ah yes, because one 13yr old YouTube star, who just happened to be born in this era, clearly represents the entire generation. Does Charles Manson represent the entire Baby Boomer generation? Damn, if one person indicates the behavior of everyone, I need to stay away from my grandma, cause apparently my 4'11, sweet, 70yr old grandma who has never hurt a fly is a manipulative serial killer. Picking the worst and saying "this is what this generation is like," is misleading and inaccurate. Stop acting like this generation is worse, it isn't, and stats show it. They're the same, curious, developing, children, just like previous generations, the only difference is media is so accessible now that we see their screw ups and flaws a lot more, nothing can be hidden. This generation does receive punishments, just instead of jumping right to a beating or a smack, parents explain and teach them first, so they learn and develop an understanding. Adults want explanations for rules, why do you think this would be ANY different for curious, learning children? Then, if needed, discipline is given later or if the behavior continues, which stats show works 10x better than physical punishment. Hitting an adult is assault, but hitting a child, who is half your size, age, and has an undeveloped mind, that's somehow perfectly acceptable, do you know how ****** up that is? Oh you can't hit this grown, capable, equal adult, but that smaller, weaker child who you have immense control over, yeah go for it, this mindset disgusts me.
lusanna 19
When you gotta go, you gotta go
mattyiscool123 26
How original
nesteremily 31
To pee or not to pee? That is the question.
RodzillaX 30
You so punny.
lui_pg 21
I don't think that's a pun
nesteremily 31
That went right over your head. *Here we see who skipped 9th grade English.*
Mightytall 35
He's three ... Things get mixed up when kids are three. Explain to him why that is not acceptable and don't be too hard on him for it.
TheNewGuy03 29
...to be fair, he is freaking 3 years old, and probably has no clue what he's doing. He's just draining the main vein at his leisure. It's up to you, the parent, to guide him...
Stripez234 16
This is taking "raining on your parade" to a whole new level
vikky538 29
He is trying to show dominance
bandgeek109 13
yea to the drum major
Inkoseh 33
Teach him he can't be doing that out in public! Our 3 y/o asks if there's a potty around, and will tell us if he needs to go! Just start teaching now!