Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 3-year-old son decided to pull down his pants and pee outside as our local city's parade had just started marching down the street. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML
Today, I took my son to a doctor’s appointment. As we were walking to the office, we saw a homeless man, stark naked, bathing in the decorative fountain. I hurried us inside but unfortunately my son got full view of well everything. FML
Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML
Today, I went out on the porch to smoke a cigarette and then my two year-old son locked me out. I didn't have my cellphone so while I was waiting for my husband to get home, he pooped, smeared his poop all over the floor and glass door, then tried to "mop it." It was literally a shit show. FML
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cdatribe23 0
hahaha sounds like my sister... she's 14.
giantsfan2010 23
I really hope you punished him for that.
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Comments (161)
TheNewGuy03 29
he took an "iraqi shit." and i also have to give your son props for knowing where the poop that people take eventually goes! |the kid|
xxjoseph1543xx 0
In Soviet Russia the manholes poop on you
nobody_u_ko 0
that's hilarious!
Amgnowai 0
That's a shitty situation..
james3458 3
this had me ROFL. your child is my new hero lol
steggunekoms 0
that's talent how'd he manage to hold himself over the hole without losing balance and falling in?? that would have really made this a good fml.
rasellersjr 0
How would that have been good!? They are deep with cement bottom and the water isn't deep enough to save him. He would have been dead...
miraggg 1
ok first of all they dont leave manholes open just like that. there must have been security tape around it or something
katkev 5
Haven't you taught your son to use the bathroom????!!!! Animal! YDI!
xNephilim 19
I wonder what kind of conversations you're gonna have once you have kids... You: DO NEVER, EVER, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES (pause for dramatic effect).... POOP INTO AN OPEN MANHOLE! Kids: But... But Daddy/Mommy, I've always wanted to do that! ... Kids are weirdos. They do crazy stuff. Better get used to it.
ulicksam 0
YDI over and over again. Instead of paying attention to your 5-year-old enough so he doesn't run in the street, you're window shopping and ignoring him long enough to not only get in the street but to dump in a manhole. And you have the nerve to complain here like it's anyone's fault but your own. YDI YDI YDI!
13hawk47 1
Nice job parenting on that one. A) Why doesn't your FIVE YEAR OLD know how to use the bathroom appropriately? B) Why the hell would you look away from him long enough to get his pants dropped? C) Where did he learn that ******** in the street was okay? You need to drop that kid of at Children Protective Services until you can figure out how to be a parent. Douchebag