Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said, "Girls don't wear deodorant." He actually believed that. FML
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Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one, he responded with, "That's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML
Today, I woke this morning to my girlfriend asking me how many calories are in her deodorant. FML
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
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mukduk 21
How did he not notice all of the women's deodorant right next to the men's deodorant in the store?
lulinator 40
Well, it's true. We don't sweat, burp, or fart.
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Comments (83)
StayFaithful 8
some people are oblivious
Dave_Davington 35
Look at this this way, when the worst you can say about your significant other is that he's never heard of women's deodorant, you know you've got it good.
Parvati48 15
I feel concerned about what his parents actually taught him about women if he didn't know we use deodorant too. Sorry OP, I hope you don't have to enlighten him on too many other things about women during your marriage lol.
NonoMeow 18
I don't think they actually taught him that, he probably just assumed it and they never noticed, to clear him up.
EPIKxPANDA 13
I bet his jaw dropped when you told him that women actually use deodorant lol
becine 7
have you not lived with him?
OrganicSistah 17
Who told him that? His ex?
Tannasgh 22
What a dolt...gonna be a long marriage...
fantasyworld 39
I'm concerned about those guys who think women don't sweat, poop, fart, are hairless on their arms/armpits/legs and can hold in their menstrual cycle.
BrotherPhil 35
Well, to be fair, they don't need to. Finest smell in the world, except maybe for one particular element of that smell. It is generally better fresh or just very slightly funky, though, rather than week old.
iwadasn 33
Does he also think women don't poop or fart?