Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said, "Girls don't wear deodorant." He actually believed that. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one, he responded with, "That's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML
Today, I woke this morning to my girlfriend asking me how many calories are in her deodorant. FML
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
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Top comments
mukduk 21
How did he not notice all of the women's deodorant right next to the men's deodorant in the store?
lulinator 40
Well, it's true. We don't sweat, burp, or fart.
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Comments (83)
melanielovejeff 15
Awwwee.... so innocent and naive ;) He sounds sweet :)
AletheDefender 15
One time my brother asked me if girl pee was green, and as far as I know he was completely serious
sbarua219 17
Well the man has a point. I mean girls don't fart or poop either. ... Do they?
ChickenNug 17
My aunt once let out a fart so bad it cleared an entire room. She stayed in there laughing evilly while everyone else was trying to get outside to breathe.
NonoMeow 18
#48 I imagine her resembling Jabba the Hut.
worldclassrager 41
Was that supposed to be a compliment?
nandybear 19
How did you get married without him realizing this fact?
Silk_Routes 14
u life wd b full of surprises...wait n watch
EyRaB 17
he's a keeper
jokercake 4
I don't think this is a problem. I mean maybe he thought girls just smelled good naturally.
daemonsparta 16
he is in for a rude awakening when he first catches you in rhe bathroom...or when yiu fart in bed.
tre007 8
That's a compliment to OP for always smelling good.