Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one, he responded with, "That's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
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Top comments
Reyo 2
No offence...but it sounds like you married a dumbshit. What kind of man discusses a relationship he's had with another woman to the woman he's supposed to be devoted to?
mich23 10
wow that blows, and she probably did too!
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Comments (94)
rxxk 0
Strange stroke of bad luck there.
Rakayum 0
..so what he probably means you are hot.
Thespade_fml 0
Hey why is it bad luck the guy likes the smell of stripper notin wrong with that :D
leiziueyes 0
True. It wasn't any bachelor's party, it was his bachelor party right before getting married to YOU! That's why it's so important to him.
mich23 10
wow that blows, and she probably did too!
pedosmurf 7
You let him have her ;)
Reyo 2
No offence...but it sounds like you married a dumbshit. What kind of man discusses a relationship he's had with another woman to the woman he's supposed to be devoted to?
Casualt1234 0
i doubt very much he was having a "relationship" with a stripper. and it wouldn't be very hard to recognize a particular scent considering your sense of smell is tied most closely to memory compared to the other senses.
lexiBRo 0
relationship!? It was his bachelor party! OP's husband just needs some tact..
deathmajestic 0
that guy gets around
kingston52 0
he didnt have a relationship she was the stripper at his bachelor party i dont think this is a fml
DameGreyWulf 1
You got a point there, definitely. Still kind of a downer. OP needs to tell him that certainly didn't make her feel good.
taylipn 0
what Reyo meant was relationship in a sense as connection, interaction. obviously not a relationship in a sense of a couple thing. and i agree, he should not discuss that sort of relationship with his wife.
OMGoriginality 0
...obviously he had a good bachelor party and wants to keep the memory alive. What's wrong with that? Good ol'chap.
joy_nash 7
You better cuss him out =[ I'd have gone nuts.
Tubasaurus 0
Bravo organisedchaos
DrMorbid 0
Thank you, organisedchaos. That's EXACTLY what I wanted to say (to this dumbass and OP).
the_stereotype 0
boohoo...your husband had a hot stripper at his bachelor party. he got YOU the perfume
KBear816 0
Hey, it's only perfume. It's not like he picked out undies and asked you to wear them becuase its what the stripper was wearing. At least you know what scent he likes now!
allmidnighteyes 11
.....He took the time to find out the name perfume the stripper was wearing?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Possibly just recognized the smell? Even then it's weird that he would remember that unless you just got married a couple days ago.
redbluegreen 41
I think it's codeword for what he wears... when he's stripping. Bachelor party excuses are almost always a lie. And full of them.
Syn_fml 0
So what?
f_alltheirlives 3
I bet he did...