Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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Top comments
nerdsgetmehot 23
There's actually a pretty easy fix to that. Just rub moisturizer or lotion into them and make sure to get the skin behind all the eyebrow hairs. Voila! Problem obliterated.
Rawwrness 3
just hope they have a head and shoulders for eyebrows...
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Comments (174)
Raider889 0
you just a dirty person op take better care of yourself
sassyjesSa 0
omg haha someone doesnt wash their face and put lotion on!
davidhasmorefun 0
no real man puts lotion on his face.
DJuan 0
that's super wierd . u need to use head and shoulders
xFaust_fml 12
Make sure it's not a seborrhoeic dermatitis.
moonshine_bek 2
Err it's nothing to do with being dirty, my boyfriend has the same problem and he's as clean as a whistle.
moonshine_bek 2
I'm sorry, that wasn't mean to be threaded onto yours. My bad.
xFaust_fml 12
I'm pretty sure you replied to the wrong comment^^
hatedhatedhated_fml 0
that's frickin' disgustin
bookyourfaces 0
Why dontcha just shave em? Then the dandruff catepillars will be gone! :)
abbi96x 0
LOL!! ^^
robertdr 0
haha dandruff catapillers:D i cant spell:(
rypanic123 0
Eww fyl... This one guy I work with has dandruff on his scalp, eyebrows and stash yuck
tikimuppet 11
My friend has that. He has to rub lotion into his eyebrows all the time
alyssa_nichole 2
gross
xxpeacexx_fml 0
ahahaaha I totally have eyebrow dandruff too. I make fun of it all the time. I started using my face lotion on my ewebrows and it started to go away