Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
There's actually a pretty easy fix to that. Just rub moisturizer or lotion into them and make sure to get the skin behind all the eyebrow hairs. Voila! Problem obliterated.
Rawwrness 3
just hope they have a head and shoulders for eyebrows...
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Comments (174)
hummingbug 2
just put lotion on to put moisture back into your skin. dandruff is just dried, dead skin. that's all
newnew8 0
k 24 up top, head and shoulders is for your head not eye brows. y do u think it's called HEAD and shoulders not EYE BROWS and shoulders. and u probly have it too so u shouldn't make fun of the OP and maybe you should go back to school and learn how to spell cuz I'm pretty sure it's America not uhmerica kkay ?
theanonimouse 0
Really? You're telling someone else that THEY need to learn how to spell? Hypocrisy FTW~
fistnazal 10
#65 pheined. lol. ...and wow. that one flew right over the head there huh?
wreckem881 0
how completely unhygenic can you possibly be to discover this???
zenti 2
Wow, harsh. Maybe the OP has really dry skin. She just needs to moisturize the area often to keep the flaking down to a minimum.
newnew8 0
and 51 that was just plain rude! don't worry about the OP's eye brow dandruff cuz it's on their face not yours.! there ain't no forehead and shoulders cuz that's not even right kkay ? and OP it's okay it's normal to have it not saying everyone does but some people do so don't listen to anyone that has a problem with it or something to say about it cuz I'm pretty sure no ones perfect and they probably have something about them that is embarrasing or that they get made fun of for. no one should have a problem with your eye brow dandruff cuz it's on your face not theirs so don't worry about anyone who has something to say about it. just ignore them cuz they are probably just sayin stuff to boost their self esteem cuz i bet some people that commented on this calling it gross probably has eye brow dandruff too and just don't wanna admit it. so screw them who have a problem. and stop sayin stuff to the OP cuz it's not their fault they have dandruff on their eye brows and there probly isn't anything they an do so screw y'all and leave this person alone cuz I don't think they did anything to you did they ? yeah probably not so stop being rude.
davault 0
it puts the lotion on the skin
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
... or else it gets the wax again.
newnew8 0
and 69 your one to talk, look at your self. did you look in the mirror lately? I don't think you did.
kaj2110 0
dudeeee I have that too!
fortunefades 3
the worst is stomach dandruff.
kevintheskinsfan 0
Which I doubt exists.
MikaRoxx_fml 3
yuck!
Staciii 0
grosssss