Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
There's actually a pretty easy fix to that. Just rub moisturizer or lotion into them and make sure to get the skin behind all the eyebrow hairs. Voila! Problem obliterated.
Rawwrness 3
just hope they have a head and shoulders for eyebrows...
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Comments (174)
stupidfaceman 0
that's weird
Foxfire15 15
I have it too, not much you can do about it. I've found using some shampoo with tea tree oil in it helps though. To the rest of you going OMG it's so GROSS, it's just dry skin. It's not going to hurt you, and its not infectious.
kaylathekooky 0
Yeah I get it too. It's mildly embarrassing. You just need to use face soap for more sensitive skin.
rainonsky 0
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Foxfire15 15
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rainonsky 0
Thank you, I would have never figured that out lol!
cant_stand_this 0
I have that too, and its quite embarrassing, if you put moisturiser lotion on them though then it'll go away. The eyebrows might look slightly greasy at first, but its better than dandruff!
sallen0046 4
Let me introduce you to what is apparently a very difficult concept - wash your face twice a day, every day, and moisturize when you're done washing it. Oh, and 65? Last time I checked, your eyebrows are ON your head.
ReaganForPrez 0
I have that - get a moisturizer, problem solved. Also, I'm pretty sure that #1 shouldn't be saying eeewww to anyone with that big nasty tattoo on her back.
smiley_ily 0
haha, you learn new things everydayy, I just did . :p accomplishment of the day (:
PurpleHippo96 4
LMAO same!!! and its not nasty...its just dead skin. Like on the top of ur head...just lotion is the key :3
Leighanna 0
I had this problem for years (except mine covered my entire eye lid and underneath my eyes) and went to several dermatologists. Lotion does not cure the problem. Go to a doc and ask them for Elcon. Its a cream and it will clear it up in about 1 day.
moreece3 0
nas-tee mofo!!