Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
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js_0508 9
Screw both of them. You deserve someone mature and respectful
swanheart 35
How insensitive of them. The important thing to remember is that it's not the end of the world. They'll soon forget about it and you will move on and find an even better woman for you.
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Comments (52)
Miss_Mandi 29
Maybe she's getting the D from your boss.
RayRey009 5
You sure that's what they're laughing about? What if she just told him a joke?
worldclassrager 41
Tough love...on to someone else unless things change
bad_boyfriend 10
"I confessed my feelings..." What did you expect? Were you hoping she was also harboring some obsesion level secret crush for you? You could have saved yourself a lot of embarrassment had you simply asked her out for a drink.
drrobotnik1 18
haven't you ever heard you're not supposed to shit where you eat? YDI
fetuseater54 7
I tried mixing love and work doesn't work it sucks for you but it's probably for the best thb
LoZelda123 20
sorry man :/ always be careful with coworkers...
kduran1438 10
You deserve to be happy don't let the little people get you down and don't give up trying! She could of had something great but chose to walk away.
ShadowlessSpear 21
I'd just like to point out that OP tried to start a relationship in the workplace. Bad idea.
itsallokaynow 6
'Confessing' your feelings to someone is for movies not real life. Ask someone on a date first.