Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
Today, I woke up in my boss’s sofa. I was covered in vomit, my head was hurting too much, and the only thing I could remember from the party the day before was that I was holding hands with my boss. I thought the story ended there but turns out I bit him on the neck, not once, not twice, but thrice. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I called my boss and said, "I have been awake since 3 a.m. throwing up." He replied, "Great, see you at 9." and hung up. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
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Top comments
gmor 0
ooo dear
zombehunter 2
I guess he can only get a girl to love him when they are drunk. oh he forgot to mention that you guys got it on as well :)
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Comments (64)
gmor 0
ooo dear
vivibeatles 1
that sucks for everyone who said FIRST...andthe actual FIRST didnt say it...(yay for you) why wereyou even drinking with your boss there?
TheDrifter 24
wow 2 through 4 all failed. might be a new record.
ChrisSG 0
well.. at least he didn't avoid you after that right, OP?
Ali_Br_fml 33
chat kinds of ducks? Rubber duckies? Lolz I'm just making fun. iPods aren't that good at autocorrect... & when they try, they fail. Aah, many bad texts & ims because of that...
Ali_Br_fml 33
ok, the comment I was replying to disappeared, & I meant what, missed a letter, & it got turned to chat. Damn autocorrect... It said ducks for you op. damn iPod not showing comments...
heyred 11
Find another job and don't cross that drinking line again.
Chrisskiies 0
ydi for gettin that intoxicated with your boss, at least make sure he gets to that point before you do.
zerobahamut03 2
What an opportune moment to confess your love! >:)
KingDingALing 9
30- both of those comments made no sense to me... :/
ChubbyCake 5
Don't ever confess your love when you are drunk. YDI for believing in love.
anorexicbarbie 8
fatass
hahaalolz 0
45 looks like he's stoned and has just been assraped. :L
Helena_18 0
#65 wtf ...don't u believe in love.that's just stupid
salaamdelroba 0
lol
AbtainAmerica 0
Yeah that definitely sucks
Kevlar29 0
First.. and you deserve it if you were drunk
Kevlar29 0
xD ugh I fail so hard
transalex 4
first and FML...
sanjoooo 0
your not first, your third. another thing it's not FML it's FYL.
icuddy69 0
first and wow YDI.
ChrisSG 0
wow.. 2nd to 4th.. fails
kaycoo 0
sucks op good luck with that
crzyck83 0
That was kind of a dick move on his part. Why would he remind you of that?
ImaginaryFoe 1
That's what I wondered. Do you actually feel that way, OP? He's either incredibly tactless or he is interested. I can't come up with a third option.
quivx 7
He's probably lying.
icuddy69 0
ffs I Failed Shoot... thought I was 1St!
Dimaranien 1
ouch. that sucks hard.
BadMofeelius 0
That is quite unfortunate
Xavi89 0
give it up to the Jews!!!!