Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
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js_0508 9
Screw both of them. You deserve someone mature and respectful
swanheart 35
How insensitive of them. The important thing to remember is that it's not the end of the world. They'll soon forget about it and you will move on and find an even better woman for you.
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Comments (52)
pyrexicpoet 18
One of the top rules about work is to never date a coworker
ohSNAPyall 27
Can't date someone who's heartless.
martin8337 36
Probably a good thing. You shouldn't dip your pen in the company ink.
clarkson37 15
At work? They're better off scolding you... And if she is low enough to laugh at you, don't stoop to her level. She's below you for a reason :) stay classy my friend
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
So is that a yes or a no on a date? =)
imnotslick 18
Act like it was a joke and go tell her you would never have feelings like that for her, and you're surprised she believed you. see who's laughing then? I'm sorry that that happened though, you dot deserve that, it's cruel. hope everything is better now?
Karau_fml 12
You work at 2:18 in the morning?