Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
JustinThunder 8
Get a security system?
omfg_creepers 8
Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men can easily solve the problem
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (144)
sprattr 0
Sad
THE_A_TEEN 28
Happy
Omfgitsmia 15
Payback time!! :)
lisaw375 0
that totally sucks!!!
42billybob 5
Did your neighbors actually know you don't have a security system? I see a lot of people saying to sue your neighbors, but when I read it I get "go somewhere else, we have security", not "go rob THAT house". Honestly most security systems aren't even worth it. By the time the company verifies the validity & calls the cops & they get to your house the guys are already gone. Smash & grab robberies tend to be in & out in less than 15 minutes.
biggman024 0
What your neighbors did is illegal, you should take a picture and call the police.
MernieAnne 0
You could probably sue them for that.
hoonyer 17
Im sorry to hear that op, i hope you at least had insurance to cover the losses, your neighbours are assholes and i hope you're there when karma comes their way
wlfmanjack 5
I would sue their asses.
TheCupcakeKiller 0
The real question is: How the HECK do your neighbor's know you don't have a security system?!
Rasetsu 10
It's always the funny ones that turn out to be the most devilish.