Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
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Top comments
JustinThunder 8
Get a security system?
omfg_creepers 8
Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men can easily solve the problem
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Comments (144)
hannahcorrine 0
Get a system!
daydreamer244 13
put up a sign that says "tp the neighbors house, THEY r assholes and need payback."
charlotte100 2
Hope u confronted them
Ottokiller 3
@96 wrong fml
CooperDelton 0
Isn't that illegal?
briana17 0
time to move to a better neighborhood with nicer neighbors
zandrab 0
Ha your neighbor is so stupid
Aweh_Olivia 13
Awesome neighbors ... :/ I hope you get them back !
h0ward076 0
start taking weekly dumps on thier yard
SadinSherman 16
I wish FML had a follow up post thing,I want to see how this turns out