Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
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Top comments
JustinThunder 8
Get a security system?
omfg_creepers 8
Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men can easily solve the problem
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Comments (144)
alexgreen55 10
You should put up a sign that says yeah but my dog is a whole lot better of a security system than that shit hole alarm system,
RockstarRN 10
Put up a sign that says "who needs a security system when you have a shotgun"
lionlvr 9
Sue? Telling robbers to rob someone is sue worthy. So do it.
narrowords 18
Too bad there were no robbers. Only burglars. Huge difference.
wegetrz 14
ah #5 i think i love u
swisher_swishin 3
Sucks for him
bluetiby 0
New sign " I own guns, neighbors don't "
wegetrz 14
ydi for letting ur ahole neighbors know u had no security system...im sure u told them about it after they got robbed.
Capt_Beerman1942 0
By posting that sign your neighbors have just made themselves accessories to a felony crime and could face prison time. Press charges on their asses.
sprattr 0
Lmao....
CaptainYarr 3
Fatality
sumomatt_11 0
Wrong terminology OP u weren't robbed ur house was burglarized, a huge difference
narrowords 18
I don't understand why people dislike this truth. Anyone in law enforcement will inwardly grimace at the stupidity of someone who says they were robbed when their house was burglarized. Buck up and learn the difference, so you quit crying wolf, people.