Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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UnknwnClassicGrl 5
U deserve it for overreacting! Geez, calm down!
xMexicanXJesusx 0
Well what're you gonna do now?
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Comments (361)
51194 3
I go to a private school and it still would of been stolen in a heartbeat! Anyway? Who leaves there iPhones in their lockers?
cldean24 4
Someone who is not appreciative of the things they have. So they shove a 200-400 dollar piece of equipment in their locker and cry when they can't find it amongst their own garbage.
firstrecon 0
We have a word: antidisestablithmentarianism. that has nothing to do with any thing, the other word we have does however: Moronic. uses in a sentence it looks kinda like this: moronic, it is what you are.
jjames7543 13
You spelled antidisestablishmentarianism wrong...
roads 3
Your mom yelled at the secretary? I'm fairly sure that person has NO responsibility regarding the security of your locker. Shouldn't that be up to you? If it's YOUR locker YOU should keep it locked. If you kept it locked you would have known it couldn't have been stolen and you wouldn't have panicked.
poopdayz 6
Last I remembered, cell phones werent allowed in school. o.O
davidlime 3
ydi for leaving your phone in a locker!
chaoticnh 0
I don't understand why everyones calling you spoiled? just because you have an iPhone? when they don't know a thing about you x)
ttubear 17
That's not the reason people are calling the OP spoiled, you dumbass.
Zero22120 12
it's not about the phone, it's the reaction...
Zedbra 0
What does OP stand for?
chaoticnh 0
I would get pissed at people when my things are supposed to be safe in the lockers they provide and end up getting stolen out of.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
op, you do know they could have tracked your iPhone? happened to me when I lost my iPhone on vacation. All you have to do is call them... Such simple minded people.
SlackR 0
ydi moron
budd28 0
that happens to me all the time. but I don't cry or cancel the service I just wait till it appears up and go through the days like it's normal
northern_lights 0
PLEASE do *not* reproduce. I bet you posted this from your IPhone while watching "Jersey Shore."