Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
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Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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UnknwnClassicGrl 5
U deserve it for overreacting! Geez, calm down!
xMexicanXJesusx 0
Well what're you gonna do now?
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Comments (361)
barlessprison 16
Yeah please transfer to a private school. I'm sure your current school will be relieved to have your bratty ass out of there. Oh and take your drama queen mom with you.
barlessprison 16
And you know what? It's not the school's job to take care of YOUR personal belongings.
dolcebaby 0
LOLOL sorry but its funny, i think this is a lesson learned CHECK MORE THEN ONCE. i'd sobb to :( I love my iPhone
whosechairisthat 0
nice ****
rocketeer_97 1
Quit your bitching OP. It's your fault. YDI !
Laterial 3
Good riddance! I can count on no hands how many people are going to miss you and your mom...NONE!!!
TheSithAssassin 15
Could have also tried calling it. You never know.
PhilMcHawk 7
boss
Livinia 11
Your locker must be really messy for you to not see it in the corner. YDI
mannyfresh311 0
your a Fucken idiot the dean should punch you in the face. twice !!!!!!
docscientist 10
lol, op's mom thinks a private school is going to be any better.
Miss_Jazzalyn 4
And that's why, when I was in high school, I always kept my phone in my pocket. We weren't supposed to, but I didn't want it to get nicked. (Although I think it was more because my lock for most of my senior year was a piece of string 'cause I kept forgetting my key.) Also, people still nick things at private schools. I went to a private high school - people had stuff nicked. It didn't happen all the time, but it did happen. But yes - regardless of rules, if you're going to take an iPhone to school - keep it in your pocket. As long as you don't use it, no-one will know.
dowster 0
lol at my school the teachers don't check if it's an iPod or iPhone, but if u have a legit phone ur screwed lol
blackvyper 8
All that over an iPhone? An Android phone perhaps... but an iPhone?
Zedbra 0
LOL Android is slow, plastic, has a cheap video camera and has awful apps. iPhone is crisp, clean, quick, HD and HQ, and has the largest app store in the world.