Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
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Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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UnknwnClassicGrl 5
U deserve it for overreacting! Geez, calm down!
xMexicanXJesusx 0
Well what're you gonna do now?
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Comments (361)
buckles123 0
when you lose something you tend to check everywhere but I you must be a compleat retard!
barlessprison 16
Compleat huh?
firstrecon 0
^^ win!!!
firstrecon 0
wait you mean... you have to look more intelligent than the person whom you are naming unintelligent?? Who woulda thunk!
bellatrix0805 2
* Thought
TylersMB 0
dont panic next time stupid.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
agreed
goldfish78 11
you just want your mom to buy a new one. double dipping!
ryanst 7
Stop bitching. You're not supposed to have your phone on campus, it's your responsibility if it is stolen. I hate spoiled kids like you who make their parents try to fix the problem for them when it was your fault. And did you even look in your locker before you flipped out? YDI.
dudeitsdanny 10
1. I wasn't aware all schools forbid phones in campus. My high school didn't. 2. Obviously OP checked their locker, just not thoroughly. 3. We can agree it's a YDI, and that OP is a moron. Did you ever think of getting someone to call it, OP? Or would that require having friends, which your spoiled self might be low on? Seriously, all this over a phone? Transferring to a private school over a stolen phone? You're a prissy little girl/boy.
Jacobt24 19
17 - your profile pic is freaking hilarious. And also I bet most schools, like mine, allow you to bring phones but just not use them.
chaoticnh 0
so because they have an iPhone their spoiled? everyone I know pretty much has an iPhone or other phone like droids or HTC's....i don't understand how you can take your economic woes out on someone bc they have an iPhone? da ****
Jacobt24 19
Yeah I know. I bought my own with my $300. He could've done the same. His family must have some money if he is transferring to a private school, and if he does chores, he could get a nice allowance.
dudeitsdanny 10
Throwing a tantrum and calling mommy to yell at the school makes OP spoiled, not the phone, obviously.
Jacobt24 19
You never know. Based on how it sounds he could've whined, begged, and threw a tantrum to get the phone.
edools 3
right on the dot
roe010992 10
Overreaction much? You sound a bit of a brat to be honest, and your mum seems like a really nasty piece of work. If you have something as expensive as an iPhone, don't let it out of your sight.
jackiemoonthepro 5
derp
Jacobt24 19
the monkey in your profile pic must have had some ribs removed
whosechairisthat 0
haha really.
BWill9014 4
I'm going to have to say YDI... you never ever leave something as expensive as an iPhone in a school locker...keep it in your pocket or at least don't be so foolish as to shove the thing in the corner of your locker... it could of easily been placed in a book back and then put in your locker...
yidso 0
private school won't solve anything, just as bad
tayybayybayyyy 4
AMEN
DeLpHe3zY 7
She was pregnant man why didnt you get her something she was craving flowers never cut it
TylersMB 0
i think u got the FML's mixed up..
Jdeluxh 12
failure
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
wow 28 epic fail do t you read the FML before you comment?...lazy ass...
cnygard95 12
fail
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
im guessing, who's the Drama Queen at that School.....