Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Trickster
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
My precious
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Minus one Karma
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Grifter
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Phoneless in Seattle
Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML
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Fmn123 8
Get as much info as you can from him then call the cops ^.^
capper44 18
Just show that note to your boss, coz its 'ain't fun damn it could have someone's private information in it as for pictures videos texts etc...
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Fmn123 8
Get as much info as you can from him then call the cops ^.^
rahrah765765 11
Agree to the exchange. Stake out the location of the drop off. Try your best to record the offense taking place (heh you might need to borrow someone else's smartphone to record).Approach the imbecile (come on he is - all this so he can get $100) then you have one of two options: 1.Ask them if they know what the 11 secret herbs and spices are or, 2. There is no two
patrickalamo 48
Don't be quick to anger, it could be a joke. If is not, and you find out who it is wait about 6 months then strike they'll never suspect you.
airforce987 20
I'm with 11, but if your terrorist has any smarts at all (which they probably don't, but don't assume), they won't be in person for an exchange; they'll make you leave the money at a specified location and then return your phone later. So what I would do, is either 1) hide and wait for the person to collect the money then confront them, or b) give them a counterfeit. Of course, you can always call the police and ask them to triangulate your phone's location, and then arrest your coworker.
rahrah765765 11
On a side note, this dick doesn't sound like pro they sound more like a Child. Firstly, he said " bucks"... Are you kidding?! Who says bucks on a ransom note? Secondly, he only asked for $100. Most people have smartphones these days and they don't come cheap - in saying that most insurance excess payments to get a replacement phone is around $250. Does he not know he could possibly sell your phone for at least $300? Or if your phone is a piece of shit why steal it in the first place? Thirdly if they had ANY smarts about them (which they don't but..) they would use subsequent evidence from your phone to blackmail you further and demand a larger ransom. In saying this I believe you have grounds to write back the following message to this kid, "I am going to tell your mum if you don't give it back". Thus frightening him and badabing! You have your phone back.
Inheritance 10
Better yet give the note to your boss and he can find out who it is by the writing from past applications
diego2k5 6
agree to drop the money off in front of a camera but don't make it obvious! if you have an Android go on a computer to the play store and download something called Android Lost! it installs remotely without having the phone near you and it can help you locate it! :) advanced settings let you snap a picture of the person holding it!
SpottedZebra42 14
This sounds like a job for Michael Weston!
Judahsh 8
Call the cops on the stole phone? :P
Inheritance 10
108 if the phone is stolen how does one call on it?
deBlobX 12
109 that's the point
Qandol 26
HoSo its not stolen, maybe your co-worker's might be playing games with you. Just wait and you will have your phone back.
syley 5
My friend once changed all my contact names to the same name except hers
hutch66 13
I don't think that's how a ransom works...
MorteEtDabo 5
Get another phone :)
GovernorGeneral 8
-facepalm-
_ebbonyy 11
Cos we all have soo much extra money lying around for those things.. And cancelling a contract can cost up to a thousand dollars. But you're right, just get another one! Easy.
jc1015 25
yeah it sure is if you have insurance
dead_insects 18
you can always add a new device ID to a current number in order to prevent a cancellation of a contract, but I know what you're saying. New phones are expensive! Not everything is so cut and dry...
beatlegirl27 20
Moran
RochelleRedvines 8
-52 Irony.
PhishloverA 14
#20, you don't have to cancel a contract to get a new phone. And what company do you know that charges up to a thousand dollars for cancelling a contract with them? None do. Maybe a few hundred dollars, but not a thousand
_ebbonyy 11
I 'know' of Vodafone who charged me $1084 dollars to cancel my 24 month plan 15 months into it. Without sounding rude, making such a generalised comment that absolutely 'none do' was stupid, considering I wouldn't have commented it unless I had some evidence to back me up
Michael_92 20
I cancelled my contract with Sprint 14 months in and didn't pay a penny. Finished my last 2 months and that was it.
alisidewinder 9
I've canceled contracts with AT&T and they didn't charge me a penny. I've also lost phones and had to replace them and they didn't charge me. I know most companies do however but not all. And getting a replacement phone is usually really cheap ($5-$10). It's usually a really crappy phone but you can get another phone.
sunnyt 5
It could've been any of your coworkers, since it was at your job locker. FYL though, OP. That really kills!
onlychildFTW 34
I would go to meet up to get the phone back then kick him in the balls/punch her in the boobs and take it. But make sure you have evidence like before hand that they stole it and wanted money for it.
capper44 18
Just show that note to your boss, coz its 'ain't fun damn it could have someone's private information in it as for pictures videos texts etc...
jjessen 20
Invasion of personal privacy. Get da bitch who stole your phone fired!
Ray_of_midnight 23
Seriously. If this happened at work and the thief is a fellow employee, it's a matter for HR to deal with.
outoftown 27
#5, and I hope OP put a fraud alert/credit freeze on all accounts before writing this FML. And had data backed up, if possible.
ForeverEminem1 5
Well you can get a new phone for less than 100$ and just transpher your information from your original. Seems better than giving in to whoever took your phone. Hopefully your phone has a code to get in too!
tazam_fml 0
Only if they want 2 start a new plane cuz other then that they r looking at 300+ for a good one
theartists 5
A new phone for less than $100? Buddy, I don't know what world you live in, but unless this "new" phone is used, that won't happen. Including the plans and all that. And we're assuming that OP had their information stored elsewhere?
ForeverEminem1 5
well she doesnt need a BRAND NEW one. Just get it used it doesnt matter. I've bought them for 25$ lowest on ebay, or similar sites before and it was still in very good condition. Also once i called the phone company they just transphered my information such as contacts, etc. to the new one.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Did you really say "transpher"???
PoseidonsSon 3
She can't transfer the information from phone-phone without the original phone. Plus, a new phone costs about $80 if you are on Verizon.
itsgen 16
And btw if op has insurance its usually 100 or less for a replacement I dont get why some people assume op has to get a new plan -.- srrry but some of you people are serious idiots
PhishloverA 14
Actually #13, if you get a cheap enough phone, such as a little go-phone you can get them for under 100$. I got one for 20$ once. If you are starting a new contract you can still get one for under 100$. So I don't know what world YOU live in where you can't do that, but you can. Moron
PhishloverA 14
But how will he do that when his phone is missing #8?
shadexilmaendu 4
I'm guessing most people on this site are so used to their smart phones that they forget there are still "dumb" phones out there too. Go phones and tracphones are cheap. Not fantastic, but they certainly work. Still, I'd be settin up a trap to catch that bastard.
tymarie2012 31
Some information can be transferred without having the other phone. Like your phone number.
alisidewinder 9
iPhone's can store info on your computer at home. I dropped my iPhone in the pool one time and had to replace it. Went to the apple store, that doesn't sell apples, they couldn't use my broken iPhone to transfer info so I had to go home and do it myself from when I synced my phone. Most companies has cheap replacement phones. Most don't even charge you they just give you the phone. Last time I got a razor.
deBlobX 12
Yes 22 in fact he did
KitGrey 4
Time to go all Sherlock Holmes on their ass?
ALlamaOnFire 20
Elementary, my dear Watson!
isaiaah 6
We've got a hostage situation. But we can't negotiate with terrorists! Your phone will have to fend for its own life
boofybluth 6
It's probably a joke...
laden_swallow09 35
Theft and invasion of privacy isn't funny.
thugnashty 0
Atleast it's some what good news :/