Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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UnknwnClassicGrl 5
U deserve it for overreacting! Geez, calm down!
xMexicanXJesusx 0
Well what're you gonna do now?
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Comments (361)
mrtoothpick 11
Nice over reaction, you dip. YDI 1000 times over.
julianne8174 0
don't worry there are more of you ******* idiots elsewhere in the world! ... -_-
IbanezSprinter 0
wow....all that over a phone? really? all this trouble could have been saved by checking thoroughly or better yet, dont leave your valuables in your school locker....that's an invitation to theft, that should be common sense
Calyx_fml 22
Upgrade to a Pre 3
Freeze_fml 17
Thank you for removing yourself from the general population.
mhnilo88 0
this isn't an FML you found it, you don't have to switch schools and you can tell them police used the gps to track the person down... no big deal.
roads 3
It is an FML if you consider it as the OP being embarrassed for their reaction. Maybe they're thinking "Oh fml, I'm such an idiot, I should have checked more thoroughly, then I would have found my phone, my mom wouldn't have yelled, I wouldn't have cried and I wouldn't be changing schools. ****, I'm a dick."
momo1972 3
I guess you should keep your locker cleaner than your room
caniac59 0
ydi. it's not the schools responsibility to protect or prevent your iPhone from being stolen.
trebi 0
haha! fail
jadejazmyn 5
Lmmfao. Wow yeah that sucks