Today, I found out that my husband’s crazy ex girlfriend has not only moved to our area, but has also landed herself on his patient list. He’s a gynecologist. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML
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Today, my ex-husband’s new girlfriend stopped by the pharmacy I work at, checked out at my lane, and had me ring up her condoms. She kept bragging about how she’s gonna have “nasty freaky sex” with my ex all night long while I work at a “miserable pharmacy.” I burst into tears while she laughed and waltzed away. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
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Allie614032 34
Can't he turn her away or refer her to someone else? Pretend his patient list is full or something?
Tim Carver 9
this is when you ask for him to refuse her as a patient
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Comments (21)
Allie614032 34
Can't he turn her away or refer her to someone else? Pretend his patient list is full or something?
thatslifeiguess7 16
Um he can refuse to see her.
Tim Carver 9
this is when you ask for him to refuse her as a patient
Zeatha Mistron 7
I’m sure he can refuse her as a patient due to their previous relationship. Make sure he does it. If he respects you he will.
Glowworm56 27
Well that's one way to force him to get inside her.
Chris_1163187222 15
Sure..
deadman93 8
that's a whole new level of stalker right there
Lobby_Bee 18
Shouldn't be a problem, unless he uses his "personal" tool for her checkups.
dexter420 21
She’s going to end up lying about him for sexual misconduct
sweetbliss3 37
maybe? but my doctor always has an MA or nurse or someone in the room with her because you never know.
RichardPencil 32
Don’t worry, she can only come in for check-ups two, maybe three times... ...a week.