Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML
Today, I realised why I’m so irritable these days. My former flatmate smoked so many cigarettes that, now he’s moved out and taken the smoke with him, I’m going through nicotine withdrawal. I realised this after I saw cigarettes in a shop and couldn’t stop staring at them. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
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devendra_fml 0
that's a drag!
pleasenopuffin 0
shit happens, man. doesn't mean you failed, just start day one again and hopefully it doesn't happen again.
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ey3seecold 0
I know ppl who don't realise their smoking so I say u quit the habit of smoking now quit the habbit of smoking without realising it. lol
invisiblemonkey 0
Im pretty sure when he says he "rolled", he's talking about ecstasy or LSD. Rolling is like the same thing as "dropping ex".
d4m4s74 12
nope, he means roll a cigarette as in making a cigarette from tobacco and paper
DocTweeter 0
icy. your a dumb bitch. it's called incogneiscence. go die.
loltoyoutoo 0
say hi to cancer
Animalover 0
yah seriously
FyourLlFEbitch 0
your a ******* loser
chadwick110480 0
well said. also OP, you should try not being such a ******* dumb-ass. that might help.
bluesclues72 0
you should try not being a ******* nerd who has nothing else to do but sit around bully other people because you have a crap life.
cryssycakesx3 23
you're *
ZMiDZ 0
I'm pretty sure the poster meant that by rolling, they popped some X. For the uneducated on drugs, rolling is a term for being on X, and it's not uncommon to smoke a lot when on it. If it was a good high, her statement is pretty dead on; she lit one up and didn't realize it until a few moments later.
imsooooobored 0
no....some people roll their own cigarettes.....it's more common in europe and seeing how the guy/girl is from the netherlands......
JustGines 0
Smoke weed.
what_the_fail 0
^^^^^^^^^^
LexiRawr 0
Good going genius.
artssfreak 0
aww I hope you can get the will power to quit completely!
bluesclues72 0
I think that everbody voting YDI is a big dick. do you know how hard it is to quit an addiction? I'm proud of the op for even trying to quit. most people like my mom say they are going to quit but they never do. and maybe the started because they were stressed and didn't know what else to do.